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Bride misses her own wedding

April 3rd 2010 02:47
lego wedding

A drink with a friend before your wedding is a tradition Siobahn Watson was determined to follow. Now she wishes she hadn't.

Watson, 24, of Manchester, England, a telesales assistant, was engaged to Aaron Todd, also 24, a bricklayer. A white Rolls-Royce had been hired, the bridal party's gowns had been designed, fitted and paid for, guests had been invited and a lot of money had been spent on the function at which everyone would celebrate the happy day.


Unfortunately, Watson's final drink as a single woman turned into something of a final fling as a single woman. Not all the details have been released, but we can read between the sheets.

Some hours before her wedding, Watson went out for that fateful drink with the unnamed "friend". They drank. They drank some more. At some point Watson lost her mobile phone. At some other point, the two stopped drinking and went to a motel.

We know only two things for certain that went on in that motel room. One is that Siobahn Watson went to sleep. We know that because we have been told the other thing that happened: she woke up.

She woke at about the same time that she was supposed to be saying, "I do."

Later, Watson was quoted as saying, "When I realised I had missed my own wedding, I started shaking. I could not believe I had been so stupid."

Aaron Todd, who had spent longer than expected standing, alone, by the altar, while friends and family tried continuously to ring Siobahn on her lost mobile phone, was quoted as saying, "She won't get a second chance.''


dailystar.co.uk; image: firstpersonsingular.org


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Pattinson doesn't like female body bits

February 15th 2010 22:16
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson - his only emotional connection is with his dog

Just days after John Mayer said he had a bigoted penis, Robert Pattinson has reached the same giddy heights of celebritygook by revealing that he doesn't like vaginas and some other female body parts.

The British actor, who had up until that moment been considered by some a sex symbol, made the statement during an interview with with up-and-coming tabloid presence, Details magazine.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina,'' Pattinson said after a 12-hour photo shoot with the magazine which involved a number of scantily clad women.

Pattinson says he was thankful he was hung over during the "ordeal", presumably because this gave him an excuse for not talking with the models.

So is this an elaborate way of saying he is gay? That is unclear because, according to Details, Pattinson answered a question about what he likes in life with the following list: Jimi Hendrix, French fries, girls, art, beer, his cousin the philosopher, girls, truth, God, his dog, girls ...

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog," he added.

We note that he didn't include John Mayer on his list of likes. He should. Between them they have sexual appendage perversion covered.
details.com; image: imageshack.us


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Today's news: bowser bonk

February 9th 2010 07:13
The trial continues of an Australian man who was having sexual intercourse with a woman in a vehicle at a petrol station and who refused to stop having sexual intercourse despite police arriving and requesting him to do so.

The court was told that police indicated from outside the locked vehicle that they wanted the couple to cease having sex. Exactly how the police indicated their requirements was not made clear in media reports of the court case.

The police arrived at the petrol station, the court in Darwin was told today, because the petrol station attendant could see the pair "kissing passionately", and because he could hear loud moaning, and because the woman was "moving in ways that gave the impression the pair was having sexual intercourse''.

It is known that the accused, named as Lionel Mark William Spratt, was asleep for at least some of these events. Spratt's Legal Aid lawyer, Matthew Hubber, told the court that the vehicle, owned by Spratt, was being driven by the woman because Spratt had "been on drugs all day at Litchfield National Park" and was asleep. When the woman had pulled into the petrol station, the lawyer said, she had exited the driver's side, climbed into the passenger's side, and climbed onto the lap of Spratt.

The act of sex had then commenced.

The prosecutor in the case, Scott Tierney, told the court that the police, when they arrived, asked the couple to stop having sex. The couple, however, had not complied, and police had been unable to arrest Spratt, due to the vehicle being locked, until the sex had ended, 27 minutes later.

The case has been adjourned until tomorrow when the Chief Magistrate, Jenny Blokland, will pass sentence.
Northern Territory News


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Today's news: beer goggles

January 11th 2010 21:41
beer goggles
Too much beer does not affect your ability to get a woman's age wrong, according to a British study.

The study at the University of Leicester had researchers showing a group of people — half of whom were sober and half of whom had consumed varying amounts of alcohol — images of females meant to be 13, 17 or 20


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US Senator John Naughty Boy Ensign

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single women

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July 14th 2009 20:04
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One of the more potent forces for the reshaping of social awareness is the committee room. Fill it with people on a government salary and the results can be truly astonishing.

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Rachael Finch

It was all glamour and glitter at the Sydney Hilton last night as a host of beautiful young women paraded before the Miss Universe Australia judges, and a host of less beautiful, less young people asked the perennial question — are beauty pageants outdated?

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You may now be pregnant

April 2nd 2009 23:01
Lucille Ball pregnant

Pregnancy, it appears, is becoming acceptable in the United States.

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Testosterone crisis

February 18th 2009 18:44
testosterone levels

Global levels of testosterone may be falling as a result of the economic crisis.

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Shrek's hard luck story

November 26th 2008 22:42
feather hat

Warning: do no read this post if you are offended by references to parrots or feather hats or sleeping women named Jackie.

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iPhoney

November 20th 2008 13:25
iPhone

A man discovered by his wife to be taking pictures of his genitals with his iPhone and then sending the pictures to another woman, has denied responsibility. It was all due, he said, to an "iPhone glitch".

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Sexy scarf - start knitting it for your wife now

There is a lot to like about Douglas Brown. First of all, he knitted his wife a scarf for her 40th birthday. This was a big project because he first had to learn how to knit. He did this by attending knitting classes. All his classmates were women, and one can only wonder how many "Awwws" he got when he explained the purpose of his knitting tuition.

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