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The naked woman of Tours

February 21st 2011 23:13
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nude woman
An artist's impression of the proposed nude woman statue.

VYOOS EDITORIAL
The French are artistic and when the municipal authorities in Tours, in central France, announced plans for a sensational new statue on a hill overlooking the city, most people approved.


It is true that some dissented. There were those opposed to its size - at 120 feet long and 50 feet high (about 35 by 15 metres), it would be a giant. Others were opposed to the fact that statue would be of an unclothed woman.

Still, those in favour considerably outnumbered those opposed to big art and those with Victorian scruples on nudity.

That changed, however, when it was revealed that the statuesque woman would be reclining, that her legs would be slightly open, and that anatomically precise genitalia would be visible to all.

Especially the students at the Catholic boys school immediately opposite the proposed statue.

Suddenly, about half the residents of Tours are opposed to the statue, creating a dilemma for the authorities.

Should art be forced down the throats, or into the eyeballs, of a community not entirely ready to embrace it?

Of course not. Artists should not have to put up with prudes and obstructionists. If the municipal boffins and school authorities insist on preventing the schoolboys from seeing what they no doubt already have seen a thousand times on the internet, there is an obvious solution - move the school.

montrealgazette.com; image: Postmedia News
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The end of hotel room pornography

January 26th 2011 00:15
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hotel room

There is no end to the risks of the hotel business. To sell pretty much any other item or service is to create some sort of bond between the customer and what you are offering. But nobody bonds with a hotel room. It's a place where you behave in ways you can't at home.

And now, on top of all their other cares, it appears hotels are losing revenue from declining pornography sales.

There are few facets of business that don't get scrutinised these days, and so we can report that, according to analysis by Colliers PKF Hospitality Research, the average American hotel room generated US$288 a year in 2000 from patrons turning on, so to speak, to the pornography channel.

The figure is now down to $175 and falling so fast that hotel mega-chain Marriott has announced that it is removing pornography from its in-room TV entertainment options.

The reason for the downturn, Colliers analyst Robert Mandelbaum said, is the iPad. What's happening is this: hotel guests are bringing their entertainment in with them.

We have seen no comment yet from Apple. The company's reaction to causing the collapse of such a fundamental part of the travelling business culture would be interesting. Meanwhile, this isn't going to harm iPad sales.
USA Today

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Playboy without bubbles, anyone?

January 20th 2011 03:15
: Vyoos news
playboy bunny

Who is confusing whom here?

Playboy, the American publishing phenomenon which made millions through the sophisticated art of air-brushing, has announced an app for the iPad. It will offer "uncensored" content of current and back issues.

What Playboy didn't mention is that Apple has a rigid policy about nudity in anything available through the Apple App Store. And they wonder why they do so poorly in the teenage male demographic.

Back to Playboy, which also announced plans for a "non-nude" version of its app.

A non-nude Playboy sounds like a novel without words. A recipe without ingredients. Champagne without bubbles.

I'm confused.




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japan teenager
He's a male teenager - of COURSE he's thinking about sex.


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Rape, Zimbabwe style

October 7th 2010 03:14
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zimbabwe

Zimbabwe is a much-maligned place, possibly because there is much about it to malign.

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: Paris Motor Show
lamborghini sesto elemento
The Lamborghini Sesto Elemento goes from 0 to 100km/h in 2.5 seconds and doesn't need scantily clad women to look sexy.

One has to applaud companies which have the strength of long-held convictions and insist on adherence to traditions of excellence. Well, most of the time.

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Porn profits feeling the pincher

September 28th 2010 04:12
: Porn thorn
online sex porn pornography

Internet pirates are threatening the survival of yet another major industry, which is fighting back through innovative technology and collaborative strategic effort.

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Bride misses her own wedding

April 3rd 2010 02:47
lego wedding

A drink with a friend before your wedding is a tradition Siobahn Watson was determined to follow. Now she wishes she hadn't.

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Pattinson doesn't like female body bits

February 15th 2010 22:16
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson - his only emotional connection is with his dog

Just days after John Mayer said he had a bigoted penis, Robert Pattinson has reached the same giddy heights of celebritygook by revealing that he doesn't like vaginas and some other female body parts.

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Today's news: bowser bonk

February 9th 2010 07:13
The trial continues of an Australian man who was having sexual intercourse with a woman in a vehicle at a petrol station and who refused to stop having sexual intercourse despite police arriving and requesting him to do so.

The court was told that police indicated from outside the locked vehicle that they wanted the couple to cease having sex. Exactly how the police indicated their requirements was not made clear in media reports of the court case


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Today's news: beer goggles

January 11th 2010 21:41
beer goggles
Too much beer does not affect your ability to get a woman's age wrong, according to a British study.

The study at the University of Leicester had researchers showing a group of people — half of whom were sober and half of whom had consumed varying amounts of alcohol — images of females meant to be 13, 17 or 20


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Hanging out their dirty Washington

October 1st 2009 23:56
senator john ensign
US Senator John Naughty Boy Ensign

Sex scandals have been around almost as long as politicians, and American Senator John Ensign has just added his name to a long list of parliamentarians who followed elect with erect.

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Do single women prefer attached men?

August 13th 2009 00:51
single women

The question has been around ever since Eve stole Adam from his first wife, but has recently been given an entertaining new airing by writer Justin Prugh. He uses Eve as an example too, citing her biting of the forbidden apple as evidence that all women get excited by what they can't have.

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Fun and games in a committee room

July 14th 2009 20:04
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One of the more potent forces for the reshaping of social awareness is the committee room. Fill it with people on a government salary and the results can be truly astonishing.

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