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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>iPhoney</title>
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<description>A man discovered by his wife to be taking pictures of his genitals with his iPhone and then sending the pictures to another woman, has denied responsibility. It was all...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An open letter to Barack Obama</title>
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<description>Dear Mr Obama, On behalf of fair-minded people everywhere, congratulations on your victory. Whatever luck there is in politics and fate, we wish you the best of it in the...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Fathers and sons on side</title>
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<description>Most weekends you'll only find seven names on the list for the Pine Rivers Hawks cricket team in Queensland. But that's okay because those seven blokes always bring their seven...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Blockheaded bureaucracy</title>
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<description>There is plenty that is fundamentally right with Australia's immigration policy, with its commitment to multicultural awareness and acceptance, and there is no doubt plenty to applaud in the efforts...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cleaning is a man's job</title>
<link>http://www.vyoos.com/karl-walker-sacked/</link>
<description>A cleaning company in Wiltshire, England, has sacked a 16-year-old worker on the grounds that he is not old enough to operate a vacuum cleaner. Apollo Cleaning also claimed he...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Water bears conquer space</title>
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<description>There are creatures indigenous to this planet called tardigrades and they are in the news because it has just been discovered that they can live in space. Outer space. Vacuum...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Potty of gold</title>
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<description>The American legal system has its detractors, but Dawn Herb is not one of them. Ms Herb, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, isn't about to complain about a system which pays her...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Call me, collect</title>
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<description>We all collect stuff, right? You don't really have to answer that - I just thought I'd entertain myself, if no-one else, with a list of things I collect...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A love story</title>
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<description>When Fred was in hospital about two years ago he accidentally slammed into a closed door and spent the next two days in a coma. Cynthia was the duty doctor...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>God bless America</title>
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<description>One is led to wonder at the amount of cynicism and scepticism being aimed at American politicians at the moment. Are we all getting complacent? Aren't these democratically elected citizens...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Why haven't cell phones killed us all?</title>
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<description>Figures from early 2008 show that more than one billion people worldwide use cell/mobile phones. Between 60,000 and 70,000 mobile phones are sold each day in the United States. In...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>After 436 years, the girls arrive</title>
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<description>Two women have passed the entrance exam for the Spanish Riding School in Vienna. They are the first women to have done so in the 436-year history of the school...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Singapore's fine reputation enhanced</title>
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<description>They say of Singapore that it is a fine place. They have a fine for everything. It became famous for fining people for incorrect disposal of chewing gum, but that...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sydney to steal the Australian Open tennis tournament?</title>
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<description>I am not a man given to strong opinion or repetition of sentiment, but I think Melbourne, Victoria, should be cauterized, razed and raked into the sea. I loathe and...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Miracle shark pregnancy, again</title>
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<description>Scientists have used DNA testing to confirm that a female Atlantic shark named Tidbit has become pregnant without any contact with a male shark. This is exciting news because it...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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