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What a hero

January 19th 2011 04:08
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barracuda

How romantic can it be for a couple to go kayaking together through the wilderness of America's Florida Keys? It is the sort of thing which is guaranteed to bring two people closer together, especially when a barracuda jumps out of the water and strikes one of them with such force that several ribs are broken and her chest is sliced open.


This is what happened recently to Karri Larson, 46. From paddling quietly she suddenly found herself unable to breathe - because the barracuda has sliced into her lung.

Larson may have spent a few seconds, unable to breathe, looking at her boyfriend, Michael Hinoiosa, wondering if he could by some miracle action save her life.

He could. Hinoiosa knew just what to do. He reached into Larson's chest and squeezed closed the lacerated lung. This allowed her to breathe again. Then, with his spare hand, he grabbed his mobile phone and rang the emergency number.

It is reported that the person at the other end of the line, having been given a summary of the situation and an approximate position of the kayak, asked where Hinoiosa planned to row the kayak and his stricken girlfriend.

Sitting there among the mangroves, Hinoiosa stayed calm. "I'm holding her ribs with one hand. I cannot paddle this kayak anywhere right now. I need you guys to come to me," he said, saving a life while simultaneously briefing someone who wasn't fully comprehending the situation.


It seems a US Coast Guard vessel could not be dispatched to the couple because the water in their vicinity was too shallow, but a tugboat captain named Kevin Freestone volunteered to head into the mangroves to look for them.

It took him 30 minutes to find them, Hinoiosa all this time keeping Larson alive with his holding her lung together and, no doubt, plenty of reassurances.

As soon as Freestone got the pair into open water, they were airlifted to hospital, where Karri Larson is expected to make a full recovery.

As for Hinoiosa, we hope he gets a dozen medals. What a hero.



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Money is sexy

August 30th 2010 08:28
donald trump bad hair money
Money compensates for bad hair too

There is an old joke that defines "charisma" as something that short, fat, balding rich men have. An Israeli academic has just proven it correct.

Dan Ariely, who is a Professor of Behavioral Economics at Duke University in the US, determined that short men looking for women through online dating sites are disadvantaged and the only thing that can compensate, in the eyes of women, for their shortness of stature is money.

Specifically, men need to earn about US$35,000 more a year for every inch they are under 5ft10in.

Prof Ariely reached the conclusion after polling 28,000 online daters.

His research also revealed that women think men are most desirable aged 27, men think women are most desirable at 21, women go more for looks while men go more for age and weight, and both lie a lot in creating their online profiles.

For women, the attractiveness of men rises the more education they have, but men don't return the compliment, generally giving a woman no extra credit for a degree beyond a bachelor's. Intimidated?

Professor Ariely's rather sad findings are published in his book "The Upside of Irrationality".


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Bride misses her own wedding

April 3rd 2010 02:47
lego wedding

A drink with a friend before your wedding is a tradition Siobahn Watson was determined to follow. Now she wishes she hadn't.

Watson, 24, of Manchester, England, a telesales assistant, was engaged to Aaron Todd, also 24, a bricklayer. A white Rolls-Royce had been hired, the bridal party's gowns had been designed, fitted and paid for, guests had been invited and a lot of money had been spent on the function at which everyone would celebrate the happy day.

Unfortunately, Watson's final drink as a single woman turned into something of a final fling as a single woman. Not all the details have been released, but we can read between the sheets.

Some hours before her wedding, Watson went out for that fateful drink with the unnamed "friend". They drank. They drank some more. At some point Watson lost her mobile phone. At some other point, the two stopped drinking and went to a motel.

We know only two things for certain that went on in that motel room. One is that Siobahn Watson went to sleep. We know that because we have been told the other thing that happened: she woke up.

She woke at about the same time that she was supposed to be saying, "I do."

Later, Watson was quoted as saying, "When I realised I had missed my own wedding, I started shaking. I could not believe I had been so stupid."

Aaron Todd, who had spent longer than expected standing, alone, by the altar, while friends and family tried continuously to ring Siobahn on her lost mobile phone, was quoted as saying, "She won't get a second chance.''

dailystar.co.uk; image: firstpersonsingular.org


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Today's news: beer goggles

January 11th 2010 21:41
beer goggles
Too much beer does not affect your ability to get a woman's age wrong, according to a British study.

The study at the University of Leicester had researchers showing a group of people — half of whom were sober and half of whom had consumed varying amounts of alcohol — images of females meant to be 13, 17 or 20


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Love is in the news

February 12th 2009 22:14
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And here is today's news about love.

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Imagine a world without imagination

February 10th 2009 20:33

Dating is in the news. It might have something to do with the imminence of an annual pagan ritual with origins from way back when the retail industry was just starting.

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