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VYOOS EDITORIAL
Julia Gillard’s honeymoon period is over. For me at least.

Australia’s first female-atheist-single-redhead Prime Minister was asked during a radio talkback session this morning whether she would move to legalise same-sex marriage.


If she had answered, “No, not right now, because I have promised a federal election within a few months and I want to be allowed to focus on big-ticket issues such as health and education,” she would have had a point. Opposition leader Mad Monk Abbott, a former Catholic seminarian who has warned of the moral perils of sex before marriage, would love that issue to help him grab attention and headlines in the run-up to the election.

It would also have been an honest answer, and another first for Australian politics.

Unfortunately, honest responses have a habit of waking the masses dulled by ponderous proclamations, and Gillard, instead of treating the electorate as adults, offered just another dump-truckload of turgid political spin for the public to gag on.

“We've got very clear Labor Party policy on this and it won't be changing,'' Gillard said. “We believe the marriage act is appropriate in its current form, that it is recognising that marriage is between a man and a woman.'' Gillard said the Government had taken steps to equalise treatment for gay couples. The stance also reflected her personal view, she said.


Spin it as you like, Prime Minister, this is not equality. You either believe gays should be treated equally, or you do not. Make up your mind. Make up your party policy’s mind.

To help you do so, please consider that a policy based on the precept that “marriage is for a man and a woman” is outdated.

It suggests a moral obligation for anyone getting married to have children. There is no such moral obligation.

It suggests a social obligation to have children. There is no such social obligation, as you would know, Prime Minister.

Probably much to Mother Nature’s sadness, there is no longer even a natural imperative to have children. The world is overcrowded as it is, full of poverty and misery in slums created by the rapacity and corruption of politicians.

Marriage is for many things. Procreation, at the heart of the “man and a woman” school of thought, is just one of them.

Most of all, however, marriage is about a statement of commitment.

Does all this reflect majority community thinking? In terms of pure numbers – something which a politician understands – probably not. But that doesn’t make it wrong.

As long as the government of the day continues to carry a policy which preaches that “marriage is between a man and a woman”, they will continue to foster community acceptance of inequality, and intolerance towards committed, loving gay couples.

Today the Prime Minister had the biggest chance yet to move towards the equality she spins, and she decided it would be politically inconvenient to take it.

This is “where we are at as a community now and I think that it is appropriate for these very sensitive issues that we are reflecting community views,'' she spun.

On that basis, that radical Abe Lincoln should have left the very sensitive issue of slavery well alone.



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julia gillard

The news blasting around the world from Australia is that we have a female Prime Minister. At last. New Zealand got one 13 years ago, Britain 31 years ago, Sri Lanka 50 years ago and Egypt 3483 years ago. About the only places in the world yet to elect a female head of state are the United States and the Vatican.

Gillard replaced incumbent Kevin Rudd on Thursday morning in what the media described as a bloodless coup, Opposition leader Tony Abbott described as a midnight mugging and internal Labor Party polls described as an essential move if the Federal Government wanted to get any votes at all at the next election.

All this is missing the point. While everyone is falling about congratulating Australia for hauling itself into the present by appointing its first female Prime Minister, Julia Gillard pointed out that Australia had appointed its first redhead to lead the country.

That’s the real news – Australia has a Prime Minister with a sense of humour. It’s been a long time coming. The last time Kevin Rudd was funny was when he was seven years old and had a sneezing accident. The only time John Howard was funny was when fielding in MPs v. journalist cricket matches.

It is not, however, the only way our new leader is unique in terms of Australian prime ministerial qualities.

Gillard is the first not to be married. Not only that, but reporters interviewing the proud Gillard parents managed to ferret out the fact that the PM's only sibling isn't married either. Neither of them ever have been. This shocking example for prospective members of the Family First Party so dumbfounded its leader, Senator Steve Fielding, that he described the Prime Minister's out-of-wedlock relationship as "irrelevant". He could, in retrospect, have made more of his three seconds of television news air-time.

Gillard was the first to be sworn into office without mentioning god. She swore allegiance to Quentin Bryce and Australia and Footscray Football Club, but no mention of a deity. Steve Fielding's response to that was not reported. Perhaps he wasn't asked, but that's two big media opportunities he's missed around the Gillard ascension. Expect a midnight mugging over at Family First one day soon.

And, finally, Julia Gillard is the first Australian Prime Minister to live in what can only be described as a modest abode. The home of Malcolm Turnbull, who was the second-richest person in Australian corridors of power behind Therese Rein, probably appreciates more in value each week than the total value of Gillard's humble, double-fronted, brick shack. Okay, she may have a collection of Fabergé eggs and a complete collection of Rollings Stones vinyl albums signed by Keith Richards in there, but it doesn't look like it.

As soon as she was named Prime Minister, the police stationed a patrol car outside her house. It was one of those fancy, red and checkered Federal Police cars. It sits there, housing the prime ministerial security detail and looking like the most expensive item in the street, including the real estate.

So, we have our first female Prime Minister. Big deal. As Gillard herself told an Adelaide journalist, it will soon be unremarkable whether a politician is female or male and the only thing that matters is how well they can do the job. We agree. It won't be news in a week.

Unlike the red hair. That will always be news.
Image: Steve Coppel/Newspix












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VYOOS EDITORIAL
Sometimes, the best decisions in law are innovative moments of colour splashed on grey areas of inefficacy.

The ideal judicial system is one which protects both the citizens of a community and the rights of those citizens. But the law can be a platform of social justice made of quicksand. It can never cover all eventualities, and if people try to make it do so, the law can be an ass.

An example surfaced in San Juan del Rio in Queretaro state, central Mexico, late last week, when police caught a 13-year-old boy spray-painting graffiti tags on municipal property. They took the boy to a municipal official whose job it was to deal with petty offences.

The official decided that, in this case, a lesson about vandalism and the sanctity of other people's property might be learned if he spray-painted the boy's buttocks.

So he did.

The San Juan del Rio mayor promptly fired the official, saying he should have played it by the book and informed the boy's parents, who would then be responsible for paying for the graffiti to be removed.

In today's carefully sanitised and correct world, the mayor was right. Informing the parents, and forcing them to pay for the damage, was the legally mandated and sensible thing to do. It is interesting, however, that this action would in no obvious way have given the boy a demonstration of why his behaviour was considered unacceptable.

To be fair, the official went too far. You can not pull down the pants of anyone, let alone a 13-year-old, and spray-paint their bum to make a point. But perhaps the point could have been made anecdotally — imagine how you would feel if I violated your property, to wit, your bottom, by taking this spray can and ...

If, next weekend, the 13-year-old boy decides after consideration that he is no longer inclined to spray-paint graffiti on municipal property, do you think we will have the mayor, who still has his job, to thank, or the official who no longer has his job?


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Today's news: Google smacks China

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Google has accused China of hacking into Gmail accounts, and has threatened to walk out of China as a consequence.

Google has just issued a statement saying it has uncovered a "highly sophisticated and targeted attack on our corporate infrastructure originating from China". The email accounts targeted were those of human rights activists


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Obama gets it right

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President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, for whom freedom of the press has become politically inconvenient

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Sex scandals have been around almost as long as politicians, and American Senator John Ensign has just added his name to a long list of parliamentarians who followed elect with erect.

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China's birthday party

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The art of propaganda. Translation: 'Make art and propaganda one integrated part of the revolutionary mechanism. Use it as a powerful weapon to organise people, educate people, strike the enemy and eliminate the enemy!'

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William Safire, 1929-2009

September 27th 2009 23:39
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William Safire receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2006

William Lewis Safire, Pulitzer Prize winner, language expert, long-time columnist for The New York Times and speech writer for President Nixon, has died at the age of 79. The Baltimore Sun newspaper described him as a conservative columnist and word warrior who feared no politician or corner of the English language.

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Family's Fielding fluffs his fiscal

September 9th 2009 02:51
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Mary Whitehouse: at least she could spell

Australian Senator Steve Fielding is apparently taking, as his yardstick for political performance, the career of former American vice-president Dan Quayle. Fielding is paying particular attention to Quayle's inability to spell.

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September 7th 2009 04:44
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I have decided not to leave

July 9th 2009 21:27
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I have decided, after much careful consideration, not to leave Orble. This is despite the rising incidence of disgracefully punny posts by Norm.

It was a difficult choice, whether to stay or go, especially after sleeping with Jon last night, only to be told this morning that he preferred Norm


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Living with intolerance

March 5th 2009 05:38
There can be little point in railing against racism. Pointing out that racism is a foolish prejudice born of ignorance is good, indeed important, but the degree to which some people get stirred is unproductive. They affect no-one except themselves, and they help foster the social polarisation which the Pauline Hansons of this world exploit.

Few people are completely tolerant. Devout Buddhists love and revere all living creatures. At the other end of the spectrum, Pauline Hanson, if she is honest, probably hates everyone who doesn't have bright orange hair, green eyes and a slightly confused stare


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