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Pattinson doesn't like female body bits

February 15th 2010 22:16

Robert Pattinson - his only emotional connection is with his dog

Just days after John Mayer said he had a bigoted penis, Robert Pattinson has reached the same giddy heights of celebritygook by revealing that he doesn't like vaginas and some other female body parts.

The British actor, who had up until that moment been considered by some a sex symbol, made the statement during an interview with with up-and-coming tabloid presence, Details magazine.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina,'' Pattinson said after a 12-hour photo shoot with the magazine which involved a number of scantily clad women.

Pattinson says he was thankful he was hung over during the "ordeal", presumably because this gave him an excuse for not talking with the models.

So is this an elaborate way of saying he is gay? That is unclear because, according to Details, Pattinson answered a question about what he likes in life with the following list: Jimi Hendrix, French fries, girls, art, beer, his cousin the philosopher, girls, truth, God, his dog, girls ...

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog," he added.

We note that he didn't include John Mayer on his list of likes. He should. Between them they have sexual appendage perversion covered.
details.com; image: imageshack.us

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Comment by Anonymous

February 16th 2010 15:39

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Comment by Chris Champion

February 17th 2010 05:41

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Comment by Michaelie

February 17th 2010 08:20

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Oh Lord Almighty! Hahaha!

Fantastic post, Chris, love your take on it!

BTW: what a d*ck (the kind that I have an aversion to!)

Mich

Comment by Chris Champion

February 17th 2010 09:07

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Hi Michaelie,

Making someone laugh is as good as it gets

Comment by Anonymous

February 18th 2010 01:39

Hey - heads up for the homophobic trash site dude - why don't you get a life.

Comment by Chris Champion

February 18th 2010 01:45

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You forgot to vote. It's the yellow button up there. Go on, push my button.

Comment by Anonymous

February 18th 2010 12:17

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push your own dude - you're obviously better at it

Comment by David Jobling

February 18th 2010 12:33

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Ooops... Sorry about that - I was meaning to have a go at the Anonymous comment and thought it was (whoever) saying push the button - I've had a few of these nasty comments myself - wasn't meant to come over the way it looks.. peace.

David

Comment by Steve Gann

February 18th 2010 21:27

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I read somewhere else that he was trying to make a joke and failed. Apparently the old joke goes like this "I'm allergic to vaginas, they make me swell up"

Comment by Chris Champion

February 18th 2010 22:08

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Understood David. We Adelaideans need to stick together.

Comment by Chris Champion

February 18th 2010 22:11

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Hi Steve,

That's always possible. Given the spread of news sources, including blogs, these days, who knows what to believe? Perhaps we should just choose the version that appeals most