Pattinson doesn't like female body bits
February 15th 2010 22:16
Just days after John Mayer said he had a bigoted penis, Robert Pattinson has reached the same giddy heights of celebritygook by revealing that he doesn't like vaginas and some other female body parts.
The British actor, who had up until that moment been considered by some a sex symbol, made the statement during an interview with with up-and-coming tabloid presence, Details magazine.
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina,'' Pattinson said after a 12-hour photo shoot with the magazine which involved a number of scantily clad women.
Pattinson says he was thankful he was hung over during the "ordeal", presumably because this gave him an excuse for not talking with the models.
So is this an elaborate way of saying he is gay? That is unclear because, according to Details, Pattinson answered a question about what he likes in life with the following list: Jimi Hendrix, French fries, girls, art, beer, his cousin the philosopher, girls, truth, God, his dog, girls ...
"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog," he added.
We note that he didn't include John Mayer on his list of likes. He should. Between them they have sexual appendage perversion covered.
details.com; image: imageshack.us
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Fantastic post, Chris, love your take on it!
BTW: what a d*ck (the kind that I have an aversion to!)
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Making someone laugh is as good as it gets
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That's always possible. Given the spread of news sources, including blogs, these days, who knows what to believe? Perhaps we should just choose the version that appeals most
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