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The Large Hadron Collider
A woman in Europe has failed to save the world after a court in Germany yesterday dismissed her claim that Earth is likely to be sucked into a black hole if scientists resume testing at the Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest atom smasher.


The woman, who has not been named, was convinced a resumption of scientific work at the collider, which has had a checkered and controversial history, posed a serious threat to the planet. She was so worried, she took her case to the German Constitutional Court in Karlsruhe.

The Large Hadron Collider is a high-energy particle collider. Built in a 27-kilometre tunnel under the border between Switzerland and France, it was designed primarily to simulate the conditions prevalent during the Big Bang, and thus help scientists explain the origins of the universe.

The facility was opened, with great fanfare, in September 2008, only to break down after nine days. It stayed broken down for 14 months, opening again briefly in December last year before shutting down again, this time to get it ready for collisions at new "unfathomed" levels. It was these tests, which began last month, that the unidentified woman believed placed the world in danger of being sucked into a black hole.

It is thought she feared that scientists would find the answer to the biggest question of all — how do particles acquire mass? This is the holy grail of the scientists at work at the Large Hadron Collider. They are looking specifically for a surmised entity known as the Higgs Boson which could provide the answer. The Higgs Boson is more commonly referred to as the God Particle.


This is not to be confused with another theoretical particle called a strangelet which earlier opponents of the Large Hadron Collider said posed a great danger. If a strangelet was released, they claimed, it would turn the Earth to goo.

The German Constitutional Court, in its ruling on the latest protest against the collider, said: "The overwhelming scientific opinion is that the experiments carried out at CERN (the European Organisation for Nuclear Research) present no dangers."

They then said the woman who feared we were all destined to become dinner for a black hole was "unable to give a coherent account of how her fears would come about".
Agence France Presse



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Today's news: bowser bonk

February 9th 2010 07:13
The trial continues of an Australian man who was having sexual intercourse with a woman in a vehicle at a petrol station and who refused to stop having sexual intercourse despite police arriving and requesting him to do so.

The court was told that police indicated from outside the locked vehicle that they wanted the couple to cease having sex. Exactly how the police indicated their requirements was not made clear in media reports of the court case.

The police arrived at the petrol station, the court in Darwin was told today, because the petrol station attendant could see the pair "kissing passionately", and because he could hear loud moaning, and because the woman was "moving in ways that gave the impression the pair was having sexual intercourse''.

It is known that the accused, named as Lionel Mark William Spratt, was asleep for at least some of these events. Spratt's Legal Aid lawyer, Matthew Hubber, told the court that the vehicle, owned by Spratt, was being driven by the woman because Spratt had "been on drugs all day at Litchfield National Park" and was asleep. When the woman had pulled into the petrol station, the lawyer said, she had exited the driver's side, climbed into the passenger's side, and climbed onto the lap of Spratt.

The act of sex had then commenced.

The prosecutor in the case, Scott Tierney, told the court that the police, when they arrived, asked the couple to stop having sex. The couple, however, had not complied, and police had been unable to arrest Spratt, due to the vehicle being locked, until the sex had ended, 27 minutes later.

The case has been adjourned until tomorrow when the Chief Magistrate, Jenny Blokland, will pass sentence.
Northern Territory News


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Today's news: US nuclear weapons scare

January 15th 2010 23:22
security scare

There has been a security scare at the super-sensitive Pantex nuclear weapons assembly plant in Amarillo, Texas.

Officials locked down the plant, which maintains the safety, security and reliability of the US nuclear weapons stockpile, and initiated security procedures after receiving a report that two men wearing camouflage gear and carrying weapons had been seen across the road from the factory.

The plant was briefly shut down as a "precautionary measure", an official said.

The full force of local security and law enforcement then swung into action, and quickly determined that the two men were duck hunters.

"There was not a threat to the Pantex plant assets, workers, or the public, and the plant is now returning to normal operations," Pantex said in a statement.

The men "were just doing what people do around here", said Carson County Sheriff Tam Terry.

The two men suddenly "had a lot more company than they were planning on", Sheriff Terry said. No charges were laid as the men both had permission to hunt from the local landowner.
Reuters


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Who wants to be a solitaire?

January 4th 2010 00:11
lifegem diamond
Technology is marvellous with so many amazing things achievable nowadays. For example, just how deprived were our grandparents who lived in a time when, if a loved one died, it was not possible to turn their remains into a diamond?

Today it is. Just go to www.lifegem.com and see


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Care for a date?

September 9th 2009 01:05
9 september 2009

Good morning, would you like a date?

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Jacko nominated for Nobel Prize

August 11th 2009 05:22
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A petition seeking to award the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize to Michael Jackson — yes, that one — has been signed by more than 15,000 people.

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Plough girls

July 27th 2009 07:59
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No way I would ask my daughter to do this, but then I'm not a farmer in India experiencing drought. Still, it seems a bit extreme.

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Addressing the blues

April 13th 2009 23:37
blue house

I like architects. I like wacky, you see, and architects provide some of the best wackiness around.

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Wheely dumb

February 26th 2009 10:00
car thief

In a daring attempt to pinch the 2009 Supreme Stupidity Award, a car thief in Adelaide, South Australia, managed yesterday to lock himself in a car he was trying to steal.

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Best nest

February 23rd 2009 19:37
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Black-billed magpie

In what may be a first in the bird world, two magpies have constructed a nest using metal sticks.

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Pocket science

February 23rd 2009 01:51
guard dog doberman

The newest member of the Association of Bungling Burglars is a Chinese man who appeared in court at the weekend on a charge of stealing cable wiring from a construction site.

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Record breaker

February 15th 2009 07:03
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Lee Redmond and her record finger nails

Breaking a nail shouldn't break your heart, but in Lee Redmond's case it came close.

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Museum splitting pairs

February 11th 2009 06:42
Some things are harder to spin than others. Take, for example, the Museum of Broken Relationships, a travelling exhibit that features the objects people leave behind after splitting up.

The museum, it was reported this week, is a collection started by a pair of Croatian exes who wanted to honour their dead relationship


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Chocolate for lovers

February 5th 2009 02:53
Hanna Frederick knows how to make chocolate with a difference.

The qualified food scientist also knows how to make headlines. She does that by creating such delicacies as beer-flavoured and deer velvet-flavoured chocolate


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