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Spiritual snakes

March 22nd 2011 02:42
: Vyoos news
snake

As everyone knows, reserves of energy within human beings are stored at the base of the spine. Further, energy reserves sit there, at the base of the spine, in a coiled manner. Like a snake.

You didn't know that? Then you haven't been paying attention to Kwali Kumara. She lives in Britain and happily admits she's mad, but don't let that put you off her new health idea, which involves putting live snakes on your body.


This, she says, uncoils the energy reserves sitting around down there at the base of the spine.

She calls it Kumara Serpent Healing. You can attend one of the workshops, which are held every new moon, or you jump right in with the snakes.

Kumara uses boa constrictors, corn snakes and pythons to "help people overcome their natural aversion to snakes" and "unblock chakras, allowing energy to flow freely throughout the body".

This, apparently, will improve every area of your life.

If people are scared of snakes, Kumara says, they are scared of their own spirituality.

See you there.
kwalikundalini.net





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Playboy without bubbles, anyone?

January 20th 2011 03:15
: Vyoos news
playboy bunny

Who is confusing whom here?

Playboy, the American publishing phenomenon which made millions through the sophisticated art of air-brushing, has announced an app for the iPad. It will offer "uncensored" content of current and back issues.


What Playboy didn't mention is that Apple has a rigid policy about nudity in anything available through the Apple App Store. And they wonder why they do so poorly in the teenage male demographic.

Back to Playboy, which also announced plans for a "non-nude" version of its app.

A non-nude Playboy sounds like a novel without words. A recipe without ingredients. Champagne without bubbles.

I'm confused.




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: Vyoos news
bacterium

Living to be 34,000 years old would have some advantages (you'd have a lot of chances at the lottery), but there are some serious drawbacks too.

For a start, you would have to be a bacterium, which means that you would be limited, even if you did win the lottery, in what you could buy and enjoy.

Secondly, it's a long time to have a lousy view.

The 34,000-year-olds are a family of microbes were found by a research team digging in salt crystals at the bottom of Death Valley in California. The ancients were found living inside tiny, fluid-filled chambers within the crystals.

Brian Schubert, who made the discovery, described the find as a "very big surprise".

"They're alive," he said, "but they're not using any energy to swim around, they're not reproducing, they're not doing anything at all except maintaining themselves."

Long-term maintenance, but not much to look at and even less to do.

The story of the microbes has just been published in GSA Today, the publication of the Geological Society of America.




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: Vyoos news
japan teenager
He's a male teenager - of COURSE he's thinking about sex.


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How not to win friends and rob a store

October 24th 2010 05:52
: Vyoos news
dumb criminal
STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
A couple in El Paso, Texas, has provided the perfect example of why intelligent beings from space don't visit Earth. Every time an advanced civilisation takes an interest - perhaps after intercepting radio waves carrying strains of Mozart - and considers dropping by and offering a few technological hints on nuclear fusion and time travel, some Earthling does something really dumb and the aliens laugh and mark us down for a review in 50 years.

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No phony diamonds here

October 16th 2010 23:12
: Vyoos news
solid gold iPhone

One day after posting this story about a solid gold, jewel-encrusted Monopoly set, we hear about an iPhone worth £5 million.

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When mates suck

October 11th 2010 05:04
: vampire housemates
aaron homer and amanda williamson
Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson

STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
Robert Maley, 25, shares an apartment in Phoenix, Arizona, with Aaron Homer, 24, and Amanda Williamson, 21


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Alexander and the alligator

September 16th 2010 05:49
alligator
"You have to be kidding me. Is this story for real?"

Being an animal lover can hurt. Just ask Alexander Alcantare, of Florida.

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Bride misses her own wedding

April 3rd 2010 02:47
lego wedding

A drink with a friend before your wedding is a tradition Siobahn Watson was determined to follow. Now she wishes she hadn't.

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Massive marketing

March 15th 2010 09:54
Donna Simpson
Donna Simpson, a 42-year-old mother from New Jersey, US, weighs 602 pounds, or 43 stone, or 273 kilograms. Her dream is to build that up to 1,000 pounds, or 71 stone, or 454 kilograms, making her the world's fattest woman.

Why not, she says. “I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone


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large hadron collider
The Large Hadron Collider
A woman in Europe has failed to save the world after a court in Germany yesterday dismissed her claim that Earth is likely to be sucked into a black hole if scientists resume testing at the Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest atom smasher.

The woman, who has not been named, was convinced a resumption of scientific work at the collider, which has had a checkered and controversial history, posed a serious threat to the planet. She was so worried, she took her case to the German Constitutional Court in Karlsruhe


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Today's news: bowser bonk

February 9th 2010 07:13
The trial continues of an Australian man who was having sexual intercourse with a woman in a vehicle at a petrol station and who refused to stop having sexual intercourse despite police arriving and requesting him to do so.

The court was told that police indicated from outside the locked vehicle that they wanted the couple to cease having sex. Exactly how the police indicated their requirements was not made clear in media reports of the court case


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Today's news: US nuclear weapons scare

January 15th 2010 23:22
security scare

There has been a security scare at the super-sensitive Pantex nuclear weapons assembly plant in Amarillo, Texas.

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Who wants to be a solitaire?

January 4th 2010 00:11
lifegem diamond
Technology is marvellous with so many amazing things achievable nowadays. For example, just how deprived were our grandparents who lived in a time when, if a loved one died, it was not possible to turn their remains into a diamond?

Today it is. Just go to www.lifegem.com and see


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