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Sometimes, the best decisions in law are innovative moments of colour splashed on grey areas of inefficacy.

The ideal judicial system is one which protects both the citizens of a community and the rights of those citizens. But the law can be a platform of social justice made of quicksand. It can never cover all eventualities, and if people try to make it do so, the law can be an ass.

An example surfaced in San Juan del Rio in Queretaro state, central Mexico, late last week, when police caught a 13-year-old boy spray-painting graffiti tags on municipal property. They took the boy to a municipal official whose job it was to deal with petty offences.


The official decided that, in this case, a lesson about vandalism and the sanctity of other people's property might be learned if he spray-painted the boy's buttocks.

So he did.

The San Juan del Rio mayor promptly fired the official, saying he should have played it by the book and informed the boy's parents, who would then be responsible for paying for the graffiti to be removed.

In today's carefully sanitised and correct world, the mayor was right. Informing the parents, and forcing them to pay for the damage, was the legally mandated and sensible thing to do. It is interesting, however, that this action would in no obvious way have given the boy a demonstration of why his behaviour was considered unacceptable.

To be fair, the official went too far. You can not pull down the pants of anyone, let alone a 13-year-old, and spray-paint their bum to make a point. But perhaps the point could have been made anecdotally — imagine how you would feel if I violated your property, to wit, your bottom, by taking this spray can and ...


If, next weekend, the 13-year-old boy decides after consideration that he is no longer inclined to spray-paint graffiti on municipal property, do you think we will have the mayor, who still has his job, to thank, or the official who no longer has his job?


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Today's news: bowser bonk

February 9th 2010 07:13
The trial continues of an Australian man who was having sexual intercourse with a woman in a vehicle at a petrol station and who refused to stop having sexual intercourse despite police arriving and requesting him to do so.

The court was told that police indicated from outside the locked vehicle that they wanted the couple to cease having sex. Exactly how the police indicated their requirements was not made clear in media reports of the court case.

The police arrived at the petrol station, the court in Darwin was told today, because the petrol station attendant could see the pair "kissing passionately", and because he could hear loud moaning, and because the woman was "moving in ways that gave the impression the pair was having sexual intercourse''.

It is known that the accused, named as Lionel Mark William Spratt, was asleep for at least some of these events. Spratt's Legal Aid lawyer, Matthew Hubber, told the court that the vehicle, owned by Spratt, was being driven by the woman because Spratt had "been on drugs all day at Litchfield National Park" and was asleep. When the woman had pulled into the petrol station, the lawyer said, she had exited the driver's side, climbed into the passenger's side, and climbed onto the lap of Spratt.

The act of sex had then commenced.

The prosecutor in the case, Scott Tierney, told the court that the police, when they arrived, asked the couple to stop having sex. The couple, however, had not complied, and police had been unable to arrest Spratt, due to the vehicle being locked, until the sex had ended, 27 minutes later.

The case has been adjourned until tomorrow when the Chief Magistrate, Jenny Blokland, will pass sentence.
Northern Territory News


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Today's news: beer goggles

January 11th 2010 21:41
beer goggles
Too much beer does not affect your ability to get a woman's age wrong, according to a British study.

The study at the University of Leicester had researchers showing a group of people — half of whom were sober and half of whom had consumed varying amounts of alcohol — images of females meant to be 13, 17 or 20.

The results, reported in the British Journal of Psychology, said most overestimated the ages of the females no matter how much they had drunk.

The research had a serious side, aiming to clarify issues around men having sex with underage girls, and then using alcohol as a defence due to diminished ability to judge age. This effect of alcohol now has a name: beer goggles.

The Leicester University research, in showing that sober men overestimate the age of females just as much as inebriated men, undermines this defence.

Dr Vincent Egan, the psychologist who led the research, said, "Even at considerable levels of drunkenness, males are not disproportionately impaired in estimating the age of made-up immature female faces. The notion of 'beer goggles' is therefore irrelevant, and it might be there's a pre-existing bias rather than having any links to drink."

According to a BBC report, the idea of "beer goggles" was first identified by scientists in the early 1990s, although they called it "alcohol myopia", proving some things should be left to the marketing department. Judging by the poster below, however, the term has been around since at least the 1950s.
source: bbc.co.uk


beer goggles




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Light penalty for vile trickery

April 25th 2009 04:03
snake oil

Caveat emptor — buyer beware — even if you are terminally ill with cancer.

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Singapore's fine reputation enhanced

October 14th 2008 14:38
They say of Singapore that it is a fine place. They have a fine for everything.

It became famous for fining people for incorrect disposal of chewing gum, but that fine became extinct in 1992 when Singapore placed a blanket ban on the importation of gum. Chewing gum smugglers (gum runners?) can be gaoled for 12 months and fined US$5,500


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Pay up doc, we didn't want twins

July 24th 2008 07:18
An Australian couple will have to pay the costs of raising both their twin daughters after a court today ruled against their claim that their obstetrician should pay the costs of raising one of them.

The lesbian couple, whose names have been suppressed, sued Canberra obstetrician Sydney Robert Armellin for almost $400,000 for implanting two embryos instead of the requested one. The ACT Supreme Court today ruled in favour of Dr Armellin, and ordered the couple pay his legal costs, even after the doctor admitted from the outset that a mistake had been made


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Bumble's guide to US law

July 19th 2008 08:15
Mr Bumble
Dickens' Mr Bumble, the first to claim that the law can be an ass

Is it naïve to suggest that America is the land where litigation is the domain of the inventive? If you dream it, they will sue it.

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