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Schoolgirl's special K

March 28th 2009 02:56
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Eri Yoshida, baseball player

Eri Yoshida, a 17-year-old Japanese schoolgirl, stands five feet zero inches tall and weighs 114 pounds (for those who prefer metric measurements, that's: short and light).

In December 2008, it was announced that she had signed a contract with the Osaka Gold Villicanes professional baseball team. The Villicanes are part of the new Kansai Independent League, a long way from the elite levels of Japanese baseball, but professional nevertheless and therefore with a need to do the promotion and marketing thing to get some fans through the gates.


The signing of a 17-yeard old girl was therefore immediately seen as a publicity stunt. They might claim that Eri Yoshida commands a wicked sidearm knuckleball and has dreams of emulating the feats of knuckleball legend Tim Wakefield, but she would never, it was felt, actually take the mound in a real game.

Yesterday, in the ninth inning of the season opener, the manager of the Osaka Gold Villicanes pointed at his young knuckleball pitcher and told her to go out and pitch. The Villicanes were losing 5-0, but that is by no means an insurmountable deficit with an inning to go. Eri's walk to the mound was no token gesture.

Just over 11,500 fans watched with interest.

She started nervously, throwing four consecutive pitches wide of the plate and walking the lead-off batter. That batter then stole second to add to the pressure on the debut pitcher.


Then Eri settled and started to get the knuckleball radar working. Three times she pitched and three times the batter swung, and missed.

That's called a strike-out, but baseball fans just call it a K.

Good pitchers collect Ks. May Eri Yoshida, the first woman ever to play professional baseball against men in Japan, collect many more.
image: www.wunrn.com



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What's the attraction?

March 20th 2009 20:59
obama city hall

The hottest tourist growth area in Japan is a city of about 33,000 people in south-west Fukui Prefecture.

Just north of Kyoto, the city is about five hours from Tokyo by train. To the south is a mountain range which runs from east to west, dividing Fukui and Shiga prefectures. The climate is mild and clement.

Fishing was the city's main industry before the recent tourism boom.

The tourists buy Wakasa lacquered chopsticks, agate accessories and other crafts made in the area.

They also visit the city hall (pictured above), and they may even stand on the spot in front of the hall where, the city's Mayor announced recently, a statue of an American president is to be erected.

The American president and the Japanese city share the same name. Obama.
en.wikipedia.com; images: wikipedia commons, city.obama.fukui.jp


obama japan map
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Saved by toilet poetry

January 30th 2009 22:31
toilet instructions
The correct way to read Japanese toilet poetry

The Japanese have a long history of wacky conventions (WC) when it comes to toilet issues, but their latest effort to save toilet tissues may be the wackiest of all.

You too can cut down in the loo, they are saying, by using the secret weapon. Which is poetry.

This comes from a group campaigning to save toilet paper as part of Japan's battle against global warming. So far, so normal.

The group then claims that toilet paper usage can be cut by up to 20 per cent by pasting a "toilet poem" at the eye level of a (seated) toilet occupant. This has veen verified by research by the group, known as Japan Toilet Labo.

Here is an example of a "toilet poem":

That paper will meet you only for a moment

Here is another:

Love the toilet

If it works, they will no doubt be flushed with success.
Reuters


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G8 chatfest under way

July 7th 2008 00:38
G8 protest march Japan
Protestors welcome the G8 leaders to this year's meeting
Picture: Reuters

And here is the main news item being reported around the world three days from now: G8 leaders have just concluded a landmark meeting in Japan by signing a series of initiatives which are being hailed as a breakthrough in international willingness to confront climate change.

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Hush flush

July 5th 2008 05:27
toilet paper hat
A fine example of the Japanese art of chindogu

The big news from Japan this week is yet another major invention. From the land which brought us seedless watermelons, cockroach swatting slippers and the hands-free umbrella, comes the soundless toilet.

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