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Why Stephen Fry wasn't born to be Wilde

November 1st 2010 10:21
: Vyoos news
Oscar Wilde
The main man: Oscar Wilde

VYOOS EDITORIAL
Stephen Fry annoys me.

I don't find him funny, making him the first British comedian in several generations who hasn't had me in stitches.


I don't find him gay enough. If he's going to trade on his homosexuality, which he does, I want him to register a little higher on the public gaydar.

I don't like his acting. Gosford Park was perfect for me in every way except for the bumbling policeman role which Fry over-acted and under-finessed his way through.

And I don't like his writing.

It is this which is closest to my heart, and leads me to write these mean and foolishly small-minded words (as are all subjective criticisms of art and artists).

It is close to my heart because Stephen Fry draws obvious comparisons with Oscar Wilde and, for a while, before time and repetition disappointed me, I so wanted Fry to be another Wilde.

I think many people did. I suspect there was a popular and populist longing for this to happen. For me, as I suppose it was for most people, it was partly because of a great love for the writing of Oscar, and partly because of a sense of shame of the way Wilde was treated in his day. We deeply wished that he might have lived in more enlightened times so that he could have been openly admired as himself, a gay creative genius, rather than just a creative genius.


I know many people think Stephen Fry has succeeded in recreating the aura, magnetism and success of Oscar Wilde and I, recognising the subjectivity of my reservations, have never made a song, dance or sonnet about them.

Until today.

Today came the news that Stephen Fry, gay oracle wannabe, has given an interview full of opinions about female sexuality.

In an interview published in the November issued of gay magazine Attitude, Fry says women "don't really like sex", just use it to manipulate men into having a relationship, and have to endure sex to snare a man.

Men, said Fry, secretly feel that "they disgust women" because men "find it difficult to believe that females are as interested in sex as they are''.

The proof, when he finally got to it, for Fry's point of view that women are unequal in matters sexual is that women don't hang around public places gasping for it. His point, in case you don't immediately grasp it, is that gay men do.

Stephen Fry has a big mouth and an even bigger head. He annoys me, and if Oscar Wilde were alive today, I'm sure he would agree.

Stephen Fry
The also-ran: Stephen Fry





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British school bans short skirts

June 23rd 2010 13:13
school mini-skirt, st aidans

VYOOS EDITORIAL

A British school has banned teenage girls from wearing skirts.

St Aidan's Church of England High School in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, has decreed that all girls aged 15 and younger must from now on wear trousers.

The reason given by the school is that it wishes to save the girls from attracting unwanted attention. “Very young children, and even more disturbingly, special needs children are clearly wholly unaware of the signals they are giving out,'' it said in a statement

We wish to inform St Aidan’s School that the attention is not unwanted. It is entirely wanted. We would also like to notify St Aidans that becoming aware of the signals sent out by our actions is a crucial part of growing up.

Short skirts were shocking in the early 1960s. They have been part of the fashionscape ever since. That one group of teachers in a small town in Yorkshire should decide to impose a minority, blinkered view and say short skirts are unacceptable is to fly in the face of 50 years of conventional western acceptance.

More important, however, is finding the balance between tolerance and guidance in dealing with teenagers.

The school is saying it doesn’t like the decisions its teenagers are making. It is missing the point that all decisions have repercussions, and we all learn from those repercussions. It’s a fundamental of life in a community. That process is more important for teenagers than any other age group. They stand on the threshold of adulthood, and it is crucial that they be given the freedom, within the relative safety of their home and school environments, to interact with the world and, thereby, learn what works and what doesn’t.

Schools are for learning. If teenagers can not learn there how to think for themselves, they will have to learn later in a less-forgiving environment.
news.com.au
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Doctor, doctor on the wall

March 30th 2010 10:13
future

VYOOS EDITORIAL
In 10 years, according to a British forecast, some important functions of your family doctor will be taken over by your bathroom mirror.

As you clean your teeth each morning, your mirror will check your vitals: pulse, blood, pressure, weight, nutrition and other balances, etc. It will then display the results as text on the mirror surface.

If there is any serious abnormality, the information will be automatically emailed to your GP.

The prediction is part of a display in the UK entitled the Ideal Home of the Future. It is presented by Virgin Media, which was Britain’s first broadband provider. Not surprisingly, the powers of the mirror of the future are broadband-based, meaning your mirror is in fact just an extension of your computer.

But then, in 10 years, says Virgin Media, pretty much everything in the home could be an extension of your computer. Your refrigerator will search and find recipes for you, your bedhead will sense when you wake and instantly provide the latest news, your cat's microchip will have GPS so you always know where your moggy is, and the glass panels of your shower cubicle will display moving images of your choice.

It's obvious where all this is leading — a broadband link and miniature camera in your toothbrush head. Every time you brush, your dentist gets an mpeg update. Every time you don't brush, your dentist gets a text alert, prompting an automated return email calling you a naughty boy.
dailymail.co.uk; image: petitinvention



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