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Vintage television

April 22nd 2011 00:51
: Vyoos news
1936 television

In 1936, just three weeks after television transmissions began in Britain, a man in London made a decision to spend just under 100 pounds on a TV set.

It wasn't just any TV set. It was a Marconi model, personally made by the great man of that name, the Italian inventor Gugliemo Marconi.


In fact, the set was a joint venture, Marconi having been joined by another inventor, a Scotsman named John Logie Baird. He invented television.

Their television set was a masterpiece of both technology and craftsmanship. Contained within a beautiful walnut and mahogany case were the mysterious workings of the new technology. The set had a 12-inch (30cm) screen, set flat in the top of the unit. The picture was projected onto a mirror mounted in the cabinet lid, which opened up to create a flat screen.

It was a beautiful and wonderful thing, but it wasn't cheap. In 1936, 100 pounds was about half the annual average wage, and perhaps our man in London hesitated at such extravagance. But then out came the wallet, and the television was delivered to his home.

It was a brave new technological world and his home, our man may have been forgiven for thinking, would never be the same again.

Not quite. The television entertained, we assume, our man, his family, friends and neighbours, but it did so only for three weeks. Then the screen went blank.

The problem was not with the set. It was with the television transmission tower down the road. It caught fire and was destroyed.


The tower was not replaced in a hurry. Britain had greater priorities in 1936 dealing with the rise of Hitler and Mussolini, and it wasn't until almost 10 years later, after the end of World War II, that the transmission tower was replaced and the Marconi TV set once more came alive.

It has never died. It was working fine when it passed to a second owner, and it was working fine this week when that second owner put it up for auction in London.

"There are more authentic Stradivarius violins in existence than pre-war televisions,'' said the auction house, trying to ramp up interest and justify their prediction of a sale price around 5,000 pounds.

The PR worked. Bidding was described as "frenzied", and the winning bid, which came anonymously down a phone line from America, was 16,800 pounds.

It's a bargain really. That's rather less than half the average annual wage in Britain today.



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Is that tea you're wearing?

April 6th 2011 03:35
: Vyoos news
tea perfume
Just hours after our very own Blog of Lists published this list of favourite smells comes news of a British survey of favourite aromas. We are not saying they are copying our ideas, but it smells fishy. We might ask out lawyers to sniff around.

The British apparently voted fresh bread as their favourite smell, followed by mown grass, clean laundry, tea, coffee, BBQ, petrol, chocolate, cakes and new books.

This makes Britain the only grouping of sentient beings in the known universe to rank tea above coffee and not include bacon in a top 10 smells list. The country needs counselling.

But they do love their tea, and to underscore that point tea retail giant Tetley has just announced its intention to market a tea-scented perfume to be named, imaginatively, Le Brew.

The fragrance contains "tones of tea alongside oak moss and clary sage to create a relaxing and totally fresh scent", said Tetley's senior tea taster, blender and buyer, Joyce Muendo, a woman with a superb job title.

"We selected this scent for Le Brew because it reminded us of freshly cut tea and the tropical scents in the tea plantation."

Tropical scents in a tea plantation ... this is starting to make sense. Where do we get a bottle?

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Spiritual snakes

March 22nd 2011 02:42
: Vyoos news
snake

As everyone knows, reserves of energy within human beings are stored at the base of the spine. Further, energy reserves sit there, at the base of the spine, in a coiled manner. Like a snake.

You didn't know that? Then you haven't been paying attention to Kwali Kumara. She lives in Britain and happily admits she's mad, but don't let that put you off her new health idea, which involves putting live snakes on your body.

This, she says, uncoils the energy reserves sitting around down there at the base of the spine.

She calls it Kumara Serpent Healing. You can attend one of the workshops, which are held every new moon, or you jump right in with the snakes.

Kumara uses boa constrictors, corn snakes and pythons to "help people overcome their natural aversion to snakes" and "unblock chakras, allowing energy to flow freely throughout the body".

This, apparently, will improve every area of your life.

If people are scared of snakes, Kumara says, they are scared of their own spirituality.

See you there.
kwalikundalini.net





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Pee-ty stupid

March 10th 2011 02:47
: Vyoos news
STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
You would think that a bank robber who can get himself into a bank vault without being seen, spend the night removing cash and jewellery from 140 safety boxes, and then get out of the vault and clean away the following morning, would have some brains.

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The naked woman of Tours

February 21st 2011 23:13
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nude woman
An artist's impression of the proposed nude woman statue.

VYOOS EDITORIAL
The French are artistic and when the municipal authorities in Tours, in central France, announced plans for a sensational new statue on a hill overlooking the city, most people approved


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Flying low

February 21st 2011 02:48
: Vyoos news
racism

Some administrative errors can be costly, as airline Cathay Pacific has just found out.

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mother-in-law

From our Weird Honeymoon Stories Department comes news from Italy of a marriage that was sweet and blissful all the way up to the moment the happy bride arrived at the airport to leave on her honeymoon.

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Hot air

January 25th 2011 02:39
: Vyoos news
roast chilli peppers

We found the following method for roasting red chilli peppers: preheat oven to 450F or 230C (this, appropriately, is about as hot as most ovens go); spread the peppers evenly on a cooking sheet; roast the peppers for about 4-5 minutes until the skins blister; watch carefully so they do not burn.

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committee meeting
Warning: Committee meetings can be dangerous to your health

STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
Further evidence has emerged that committee meetings on Planet Earth have been infected by an alien virus which feeds on dim-wittedness


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Seeing red

December 1st 2010 02:43
: Vyoos news
norwegian toilet
In Norway, only local articles may be thrown into toilets.

Just when you thought Norway was a civilised country comes news about a culture of "tyrannical" employer toilet rules.

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Dave Ismay gets a life

November 22nd 2010 09:36
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Dave Ismay
Dave Ismay: big spender

What do you do when you are told you have three months to live? For Dave Ismay, a 64-year-old Briton who has spent a lifetime on stage as a comedian, the answer was: make a bucket list.

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Picture perfect

November 13th 2010 10:12
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old tv

Derek Wills is a pragmatic man. Why, says Derek, should he upgrade his old TV when it works perfectly well?

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So you think you can dance

November 11th 2010 11:42
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bureaucracy

No, you can't dance. Not if you are in the Lounge Bar in Stockport, England. It's not that the bar's owners, Lucy O'Brien and Rick Clements, disapprove of dancing, it's that the local council disapproves of dancing.

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Why Stephen Fry wasn't born to be Wilde

November 1st 2010 10:21
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Oscar Wilde
The main man: Oscar Wilde

VYOOS EDITORIAL
Stephen Fry annoys me


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