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Even fools can dream

April 15th 2011 03:49
: Vyoos news
confidence trick

Of all the categories of criminal activity, the public is arguably most ambivalent about confidence tricksters.

Given that such people play on the honesty of others, this seems strange. But con artists also play on the greed and vanity of people, and in so doing reflect negatives of human character. It is for this reason that we can make heroes of outlaws such as Robin, Butch and Sundance.


Usually though, like most crime, the story contains no justice or adventure, and is instead a seedy tale of the heartless taking advantage of the vulnerable

Take the case this week of a South Carolina man, aged 58, who met a woman and agreed, just hours later, to marry her. She just happened to know of a celebrant who could perform the nuptials at short notice, and he was duly called and the wedding performed.

For reasons not explained by the media reports, our new husband then decided a trip to the local store was necessary. Perhaps he wanted to buy some bubbly to toast the start of a new, happier life.

He wasn't gone long, but when he returned, his "wife" had disappeared. So had the "celebrant" and his $100 fee. So had $600 cash the man had had in his home.

Con tricks can't come much lower than this. As Peter, Paul and Mary used to sing, "An older man but wiser now ... ", but no amount of experience can compensate for a brutally shattered dream.


heraldonline.com



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Man rescued from his own stupidity

March 9th 2011 02:38
: Vyoos news
Timothy James Chapek
Timothy James Chapek, who declined to smile for his mug shot


STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
A man who broke into a home in Portland, Oregon, decided that he would have a shower while he was there.

It is not known whether having a shower was his intention in breaking into the house, or whether he had more conventional motives, such as robbery, which he deferred while he got cleaned up.

Whatever, there the intruder was, having a shower in someone else's home, when he was startled by a suspicious noise.

The man realised several things at once, although the sum total of their value barely registers on the IQ scale.

The first was that the noise might be the home owners returning, inconveniently, home.

The second was that, this being America, the homeowners might have a gun.

The third was, if they had a gun, he was in big trouble.

The fourth was, this might be a good time to panic.

So he did what any naked, wet, scared trespasser would do: he rang emergency.

It is also unknown whether he asked for police, ambulance, fire or the US Air Force. But someone came promptly, and arrested Mr Timothy James Chapek, 24, for being Nearly Normal.
story and image: www.kval.com/news



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How not to win friends and rob a store

October 24th 2010 05:52
: Vyoos news
dumb criminal
STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
A couple in El Paso, Texas, has provided the perfect example of why intelligent beings from space don't visit Earth. Every time an advanced civilisation takes an interest - perhaps after intercepting radio waves carrying strains of Mozart - and considers dropping by and offering a few technological hints on nuclear fusion and time travel, some Earthling does something really dumb and the aliens laugh and mark us down for a review in 50 years.

Usually it's something a politician says which makes a fool of all of us, but occasionally it's a gobsmackingly asinine act by Joe and Josephine Public.

That was the case this week in El Paso, Texas, when Noemi Duchene, 44, and Luis Del Castillo, 45, decided to rob a jewellery store.

They planned it real careful like. First, they considered the jewellery store right across the street from where they lived and decided that one would do fine. Then they did some research on disguises and decided to use a plastic rubbish bag. No robbery planning would be complete without careful getaway vehicle selection, and Noemi and Luis finally decided on a wheelchair.

CCTV cameras - crime detection facilitators which it is possible Noemi and Luis overlooked - caught the pair arriving outside the store, he pushing her in the wheelchair.

Noemi then jumped out of the chair and put on the black plastic bag, out of which, in another act of careful planning, eye holes had been cut. Then, while Luis waited outside with the getaway vehicle, Noemi went inside, approached Linda Bradely, the owner of the store, produced a knife from under the garbage bag, and said: "Give me everything."

Linda Bradely looked at Noemi for a moment, reached under the counter, and drew out a stun gun. Noemi looked at the stun gun for a moment and, in possibly the only vaguely intelligent decision of the day, decided to run. It was only a momentary glimpse of intelligence, for Noemi decided to run around the store, for some reason which nobody - not even the very intelligent aliens reviewing the action - could understand, ignoring the door.

"We're chasing each other around like Keystone cops," Bradely recalls. "I knew I could outrun her because she was obviously not very quick."

Thick, not quick.

Eventually another customer tackled the would-be robber. He held her while Bradely called the police. When they arrived, Luis was still standing outside with the wheelchair, perhaps thinking this was taking longer than planned.

nbc-2.com
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