Man rescued from his own stupidity
March 9th 2011 02:38
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Timothy James Chapek, who declined to smile for his mug shot
STORIES OF THE NEARLY NORMAL
A man who broke into a home in Portland, Oregon, decided that he would have a shower while he was there.
It is not known whether having a shower was his intention in breaking into the house, or whether he had more conventional motives, such as robbery, which he deferred while he got cleaned up.
Whatever, there the intruder was, having a shower in someone else's home, when he was startled by a suspicious noise.
The man realised several things at once, although the sum total of their value barely registers on the IQ scale.
The first was that the noise might be the home owners returning, inconveniently, home.
The second was that, this being America, the homeowners might have a gun.
The third was, if they had a gun, he was in big trouble.
The fourth was, this might be a good time to panic.
So he did what any naked, wet, scared trespasser would do: he rang emergency.
It is also unknown whether he asked for police, ambulance, fire or the US Air Force. But someone came promptly, and arrested Mr Timothy James Chapek, 24, for being Nearly Normal.
story and image: www.kval.com/news
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