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The end of chocolate is coming

November 9th 2010 01:19
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Just when we thought we thought we had heard all the bad news possible recently - cholera in Haiti, a killer volcano in Indonesia, a plane crash in Cuba - comes news of a global tragedy which will strike us all within 20 years.


That is how long, according to reports today, before the world runs short of chocolate.

The problem, according to the Ghana-based Nature Conservation Research Council, is that African farmers are abandoning cocao as a cash crop.

The typical African cocoa farmer earns less than US$1 a day and farming cocao has its difficulties. For example, the trees have a limited life, and every time they die off, the farmer must move to a new area and wait three to five years for a new crop to mature.

Cocao cultivation is being deserted so quickly that the world will run out of affordable chocolate within two decades, said John Mason, executive director and founder of the Nature Conservation Research Council.

"In 20 years, chocolate will be like caviar. It will become so rare and so expensive that the average Joe just won't be able to afford it,'' Mason said.

Our path is clear. We must start choc-piling.
independent.co.uk


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Comment by Andy Tope

November 12th 2010 22:58
I'm having trouble keeping up with all your posts Chris. This is truly terrible news.

Comment by Chris Champion

November 13th 2010 02:57
Hi Andy,

Nah, it's good news. From adversity springs opportunity. I'm buying 400,000 hectares in central Western Australia. I'll plant the lot with cocao trees. I'll just need to organise some irrigation.

Can you lend me $200 million so I can get started on this?

Cheers,
Chris

Comment by Andy Tope

November 13th 2010 06:42
No problem, I will send it via carrier pigeon effective immediately.

Good luck with this. The word irrigation crumbled my hope a little, but us chocolate lovers of the world are right behind you none the less!

Comment by Chris Champion

November 13th 2010 06:47
Great. You won't be sorry. I'm a brilliant businessman. Already got a bloke lined up to provide the irrigation pipes. He says they're Toblerone-shaped to help minimise evaporation. He said he could sell me the Sydney Harbour Bridge too. Cheap!

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