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Another boy wonder

March 4th 2010 03:49
Heidi Montag

Just when we thought we had the world of male celebrity superprats covered, we discover Spencer Pratt.

Apologies if we are a little late in finding out that such grotesque abusers of fame, fortune and privilege exist, but we are handicapped in coming from outside the borders of the Realm of Gen Y. And Gen X for that matter, but let’s not dwell on that.


Spencer Pratt is the husband of Heidi Montag. They met on the set of The Hills, a reality television show produced by MTV.

Montag appears to have handled the unreal world of reality TV a little better than Pratt. She has made a name for herself outside television in recording.

He has a name for himself outside television by devloping an iPhone application about his marriage called ``SpeidiWeb''. Also through promoting his spiritual side with statements like, ``The revolutionary use of directed energy has the potential to attack multiple targets at the speed of light with pure love!''

Then there was his modest claim about his relationship with Montag, ``We're the most famous people in the world.''

He’s been behaving like a prize prat for a while now, and it is not hard to imagine a growing number of people who wish the man would just bite his tongue.

Can it be coincidence, then, that he did just that earlier this week when playing with his dogs? The game, apparently, was tug of war, and both Spencer and dog had the rope between their teeth. Then Spencer’s end of the rope slipped and that’s when he bit his tongue.


Nearly off.

As Jane Watkins wrote in Melbourne’s mX newspaper today, “Someone needs to start drawing with non-toxic Textas.”

Heidi Montag photograph: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com; pratt image: www.televisioninternet.com


Spencer Pratt
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Pattinson doesn't like female body bits

February 15th 2010 22:16
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson - his only emotional connection is with his dog

Just days after John Mayer said he had a bigoted penis, Robert Pattinson has reached the same giddy heights of celebritygook by revealing that he doesn't like vaginas and some other female body parts.

The British actor, who had up until that moment been considered by some a sex symbol, made the statement during an interview with with up-and-coming tabloid presence, Details magazine.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina,'' Pattinson said after a 12-hour photo shoot with the magazine which involved a number of scantily clad women.

Pattinson says he was thankful he was hung over during the "ordeal", presumably because this gave him an excuse for not talking with the models.

So is this an elaborate way of saying he is gay? That is unclear because, according to Details, Pattinson answered a question about what he likes in life with the following list: Jimi Hendrix, French fries, girls, art, beer, his cousin the philosopher, girls, truth, God, his dog, girls ...

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog," he added.

We note that he didn't include John Mayer on his list of likes. He should. Between them they have sexual appendage perversion covered.
details.com; image: imageshack.us


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Who are you calling a fur-ball?

February 15th 2010 21:16
catherine zeta-jones
Catherine Zeta-Jones - is that wool?
The animal activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) knows how the world of news works. It used to be that such groups would cry "shame" when someone wore clothing which previously kept an animal warm, but PETA has marketing know-how several levels above this.

Just ask Catherine Zeta-Jones, that sultry siren who is famous for being beautiful and for being Welsh.

PETA has just tried to add infamy to her trophy cupboard, naming her the world's biggest fashion offender.

According to PETA, Zeta was spotted wearing an outfit that included leather pants, a fox coat and an alligator bag. Zeta, PETA said, "looked like she was working her way through Noah's Ark with a knife".

PETA's acerbic finger-pointing was also aimed at Jenifer Lopez, who was dubbed "Jenny from the butcher block" for wearing "old-school corpse coats", whatever that means, and at Kate Hudson, who according to PETA may have been dumped by boyfriend Alex Rodriguez because she loves wearing fur.

So is this a case of all's fair in love and animal rights? Or would we prefer PETA to stop behaving like a tabloid newspaper?
thesun.co.uk


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Acceptance Speech

September 9th 2009 00:05
Speech Debelle

Speech Debelle, a singer of the hip hop genre, has just won the Mercury Music Prize for best British album of the year. She won with her debut album.

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Jacko nominated for Nobel Prize

August 11th 2009 05:22
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A petition seeking to award the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize to Michael Jackson — yes, that one — has been signed by more than 15,000 people.

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Grimshaw and the pig

June 12th 2009 00:08
The celebrity spat of the year just got juicier with the news that Tracy Grimshaw has been asked to pose nude for an erotic magazine.

In case you are not up to speed with this story, which has chased swine flu off the front pages of the less credible newspapers around the country, here's a quick review: Gordon Ramsay, a grotesque parody of a celebrity chef, was interviewed by A Current Affair, a grotesque parody of a television current affairs show, hosted by Grimshaw


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Blog writer wanted

June 3rd 2009 01:10
remington typewriter

Candidates should be female, aged 29-39, and resident of Melbourne, Australia.

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rachael finch miss universe
You can take the girl out of Queensland ...

And now for the latest developments from that font of wisdom and common sense, the Miss Universe community.

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PS: Regarding Kate Winslet ...

February 20th 2009 00:12
Kate Winslet
Kate Winslet: dreams can come true

In researching our earlier post on the 2009 Anatomy Awards, we came across the following comment on a web forum about the fabulous Kate Winslet.

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Be upstanding please, let the show begin

February 19th 2009 23:50
nude kate winslet
Kate Winslet: lifetime award for overexposure

It was a glittering night in celebrityville - red carpets, drum rolls, champagne and a big crowd of fans rigid with excitement. Yes, cinema lovers, the 10th Annual Anatomy Awards had come again.

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Robbie Williams isn't wacky, is he?

February 2nd 2009 22:43
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Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams, the likeable lad from Stoke-on-Trent, holds lots of records.

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