Labours of love
July 13th 2009 04:58
An Australian polling group has put political issues aside for the moment and conducted a survey on something truly useful: which profession has the most sex.
The poll, conducted by Galaxy Research, was generally aimed at discovering who has most job satisfaction, with the sex regularity question considered a major component.
The result, without a word of a porky pie, was butchers. They are "the happiest employees in the workforce — and they're having the most sex" the poll said. Seventy-six per cent of butchers surveyed beat the respondent average in terms of feeling healthier, laughing more at work and having more sex.
Butchers didn't just win, they romped it in, reporting they they enjoy a staggering 60 per cent more sex than other workers. More than half the 295 butchers surveyed had no sick leave last year and 60 per cent described their work as fun. How they described their sex was not stated.
At the other end of the office contentment and bedroom excitement equation were service station attendants and bank tellers.
The poll, conducted by Galaxy Research, was generally aimed at discovering who has most job satisfaction, with the sex regularity question considered a major component.
The result, without a word of a porky pie, was butchers. They are "the happiest employees in the workforce — and they're having the most sex" the poll said. Seventy-six per cent of butchers surveyed beat the respondent average in terms of feeling healthier, laughing more at work and having more sex.
Butchers didn't just win, they romped it in, reporting they they enjoy a staggering 60 per cent more sex than other workers. More than half the 295 butchers surveyed had no sick leave last year and 60 per cent described their work as fun. How they described their sex was not stated.
At the other end of the office contentment and bedroom excitement equation were service station attendants and bank tellers.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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although i do think work with a physical element to it is better for people than sitting at a desk all day
what were the other employee categories?
were they only asking men?
Comment by Norm
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Comment by Chris Champion
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Hi Norm, What have you been doing with Morgan in here all alone? I've warned you about talking to young, impressionable women about waiters.