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The questionable Australian accent

March 4th 2011 02:49
: Vyoos news
let stalk strine

VYOOS EDITORIAL
In the news this week was a story which rated the Australian accent the world's fifth sexist. It's a safe bet there were no Aussies on the voting panel. I know no fellow Australians with particular affection for our accent. We call it Strine, which sums up the nasal twang which characterises our speech.


World's fifth-sexiest? Sexiness, it seems, is in the ear of the beholder.

It brought to mind a magazine article I read last week which quoted an Englishman describing the Australian accent as one which turns all statements into questions.

As anyone who has been in the country recently will know, this is now the accepted way of speaking in Australia. You can hear politicians, academics, TV show hosts and every 20-something in the land putting an upward inflexion on just about every sentence. I have no doubt that chief executive officers, civil celebrants, nuns, kangaroos, koalas and dingoes have adopted the habit.

It's a habit I am in a unique position to hate.

My position is that I left Australia 20 years ago, when Aussies did not speak this way, to live overseas. Sometime between then and four years ago when I returned, most spoken Aussie statements became questions. It's a major upheaval in Ocker culture. I'm still dealing with the shock. It's just not my lingo any more.

At least I have always been able to seek consolation in the written form of the language. It has always been my favourite form, perhaps because it is more difficult to corrupt.


Enter David Meagher, Editor of wish magazine, a hugely glossy insert in The Australian newspaper and so cool it doesn't use a capital letter in its name. Or is that retro-cool? Surely the gimmick has been around so long it's cliched.

Anyway, Mr Meagher has on Page 14 of today's issue a column in his name which starts: "There is something about London that seems to allow creativity to flourish. Maybe it's the weather that keeps people indoors with their thinking caps on? Or maybe it's something more ingrained in the city's culture?"

Did you spot the Aussie accent in Meagher's writing? Yes, the question marks on the second and third sentences - sentences which aren't questions.

It's spreading. It's another cane toad.

Stop it. Despite what they say overseas, it's not sexy.


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Another Latham grotesquerie

February 4th 2011 05:53
: Vyoos news
mark latham

VYOOS EDITORIAL
Former Australian Labor Party leader and Prime Minister wannabe Mark Latham says incumbent Prime Minister Julia Gillard is incapable of empathy because she has no children.

Writing in a magazine column, Latham said Gillard comes across as wooden talking to the public because she chose a life without kids.

This is not an honest opinion. It is the sort of tabloid headline-grabbing, sensationalist sewage which people like Latham rely on to make a buck.

Having famously failed at a real job, they get a peroxided agent and a botoxed publicist and proceed to play the tabloid celebrity game. What you do is bad-mouth people and take extravagantly opinionated stands on any issue which suits your purpose, and watch the offers come in to appear on mindless TV reality, talkback and tabloid affairs shows.

Having your thoughts ghost-written for the redneck press and your (paid-for) picture appear in the front cover of supermarket shock sheets are the next step up the slimy slope.

It's a living. If you're outrageous enough, you can create your own cult. Think Sarah Palin.

Common sense and carefully considered opinion have no place in this game. Snipe, gripe and shoot from the lip. Hit hard, and as far below the belt as you can reach, before running to the next make-up call, via the bank.

It's like the bad loser on a football field, the guy whose side's getting beaten so he gets defensively angry. Nothing is his fault.

Gillard is a winner in the political game at which Latham proved a blundering no-hoper. Look at the scoreboard, Mark.
news.com.au




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gay pride

VYOOS EDITORIAL
Garry Martin, principal of Lepage Primary School in Melbourne, Australia, said he didn't mean to insult gays when he told his students to change the words of an iconic song.

The final line of the chorus of "Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree" is "Gay your life must be".

It's been a gay life since the song was written in 1935, but now Garry Martin has demanded his students change "gay your life must be" to "fun your life must be", and both the kookaburra and Vyoos are confused.

Martin's reasoning, as told to a Melbourne radio station, is as follows: "I knew if we sing 'Gay your life must be' the kids will roll around the floor in fits of laughter.

"When the song was written, gay meant you are happy. Nowadays we know it's got all sorts of different meanings," he said.

Well, no, Mr Principal, nowadays, it has two meanings. And as long as there are adults who flinch, cringe and obfuscate at the mention of one of them, kids will snigger.

Children learn what is normal and acceptable by firm and convincing example.

In retrospect, Garry Martin said, he had probably been "hypersensitive", but said the word gay was commonly used as a playground insult and he was keen to minimise disruption in the classroom.

Yes, Mr Martin, you have an issue that needs to be dealt with. Sweeping it under the carpet is not the answer.


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same sex marriage gay equality
VYOOS EDITORIAL
Julia Gillard’s honeymoon period is over. For me at least.

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