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Family's Fielding fluffs his fiscal

September 9th 2009 02:51
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Mary Whitehouse: at least she could spell

Australian Senator Steve Fielding is apparently taking, as his yardstick for political performance, the career of former American vice-president Dan Quayle. Fielding is paying particular attention to Quayle's inability to spell.


The Australian is a member of the Family First Party, which is, in its own words, "the only party that has as its top priority the well being (sic) of Australian families and the success of small businesses". According to their web page, they also believe, "Australia should be the best country in the world".

So, to hell with everyone else and do you think the portrait of Mary Whitehouse would look better over the mantlepiece?

The noun well-being should, of course, be hyphenated or one word, not two, and this brings us back to Senator Fielding and his language flaws. He has had an ongoing problem, when offering opinions on economic matters, in confusing the words fiscal and physical. "Physical policy" has become something of a catchphrase for the good Senator, and good journalists are giving him every opportunity to repeat the malapropism.

This week, however, he went a step further along the Quayle trail. Dan famously couldn't spell potato. Fielding decided to mangle the word fiscal even more than he has by proving that, not only does he not know how to use it, he doesn't know how to spell it.


Speaking to journalists on Monday, he was asked about his regular mispronunciation of fiscal. "I'll make it quite clear," Senator Fielding replied, "fiscal: F-I-S-K-A-L."



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Do not adjust your sets

March 18th 2009 20:14
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As a service to the people of Melbourne, Australia, I would like to say this: do not throw your plasma and LCD televisions in the rubbish bin.

It is not clear at this point just how many Melburnians have thrown out their expensive televisions, but they have been pretty much invited to do so by the city's biggest-selling newspaper, the Herald Sun.

The issue is Freeview, a new and repackaged collection of TV channels to be offered by the free-to-air broadcasters, one assumes as a way of competing with the growing cable presence.

Freeview, which has been heavily promoted for several months, will launch on May 1, and the Freeview people were shocked on Monday of this week to read a Herald Sun report claiming that millions of plasma and LCD televisions would become obsolete on May 1 due to changes in the way broadcasters transmit.

The Herald Sun is a major daily newspaper with a long and reasonably proud tradition and it is possible that, in the course of that long history, they have never gotten their facts so utterly mangled as they have in this case.

For the record, all existing plasma and LCD televisions and digital set-top-boxes will continue to work beyond 1 May, 2009, receiving Freeview and everything else without problems.

What existing televisions will not do is receive MPEG4 transmissions, a future platform, capability for which is being built in to the Freeview infrastructure in preparation for a time when we are deemed ready to advance from the current MPEG2 capability. When that time comes, you will need an adapter box. No point in getting one now because no-one is even sending MPEG4 signals yet.

From that little collection of tech-speak, the Herald Sun contrived to squeeze blood from a stone and come up with the obsolete television story.

They say newspapers are dying. Cutting their throats may be more accurate.



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