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What's wrong with teenage boys in Japan?

January 17th 2011 03:17

: Vyoos news

He's a male teenager - of COURSE he's thinking about sex.

VYOOS EDITORIAL: A COMMITTEE STRIKES AGAIN
A government study has found that one-third of Japanese males aged 16 to 19 are not interested in sex, almost exactly double the number not interested in sex in 2008.

Please note that word "government" in the above paragraph.

We have three questions for the Japanese government officials in charge of this survey:

Are you sure you polled males?

Are you sure they were aged 16 to 19?

Are you sure the subject in question was sex?

Were you ever a teenage boy?

Okay, that's four questions. However, the answer to the fourth question in my own case is yes, and I went to an all boys' school, and I can report with a high degree of conviction that the percentage of all boys I knew in the 16 to 19 age group who were not interested in sex was approximately zero.

Probably less.

Either Japan is a very different place than I thought, or Japanese government committees are very similar to their western counterparts.
metro.co.uk

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Saved by toilet poetry

January 30th 2009 22:31

The correct way to read Japanese toilet poetry

The Japanese have a long history of wacky conventions (WC) when it comes to toilet issues, but their latest effort to save toilet tissues may be the wackiest of all.

You too can cut down in the loo, they are saying, by using the secret weapon. Which is poetry.

This comes from a group campaigning to save toilet paper as part of Japan's battle against global warming. So far, so normal.

The group then claims that toilet paper usage can be cut by up to 20 per cent by pasting a "toilet poem" at the eye level of a (seated) toilet occupant. This has veen verified by research by the group, known as Japan Toilet Labo.

Here is an example of a "toilet poem":

That paper will meet you only for a moment

Here is another:

Love the toilet

If it works, they will no doubt be flushed with success.
Reuters

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Hush flush

July 5th 2008 05:27

A fine example of the Japanese art of chindogu

The big news from Japan this week is yet another major invention. From the land which brought us seedless watermelons, cockroach swatting slippers and the hands-free umbrella, comes the soundless toilet.

The design, by Japan's Inax Corporation, was granted a US patent this week. We liked the way The Age newspaper in Australia reported that the unit "muffles the sound of water flushing but does not reduce the noise emitted by the person using the toilet". Buyer beware, although Japanese inventors are no doubt working on a solution to that problem too.

The Japanese actually have a word, chindogu, for the art of inventing everyday gadgets. They have a proud history of it. The list of inventions includes a fan which can be suspended from a chop stick to cool food as it makes the journey from bowl to mouth, the toilet paper hat (pictured above) and a tie with pockets.

It is in the area of toilets that they have a particularly rich inventive tradition. Thomas Crapper may have invented the modern toilet, but the Japanese have made it the sophisticated thing it is today. Consider this report from Charles Platt (at Link) "The 'Incredible Squirting Toilet' has achieved almost total market penetration ... it even appears in fast-food restaurants and in public facilities in railroad stations.

"As you lower yourself to the thermostatically warmed seat, a concealed motor whirs briefly, providing your first clue that you are about to encounter a piece of highly sophisticated technology. The toilet then remains silent and passive until you reach the point where you would normally apply paper. Instead, you hit the spray button. A hidden tube extends itself beneath you, and with the precision of a heat-seeking missile, it directs a spray of warm water that simultaneously tickles, stimulates, and cleans the place that needs it most. While its aim is meticulous, you can adjust its penetration by gently flexing your sphincter muscle.

"The experience is so unexpectedly and uniquely pleasurable, I found myself tempted to visit the toilet repeatedly just for recreational purposes."

It's a relief to find such delicately worded postings. I can't wait to try it. Recreational purposes indeed.

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